Chivalry, drinking habits and knowing just how Irish you should be - all you need to know about wooing Irish cailins
By
IrishCentral Deputy Editor
Irish women have evolved through the decades
into an independent, intelligent and ambitious race. We are a force to
be reckoned with.
However, our rules of
engagement can differ from norms here in the United States. So, best to
school yourself in our ways, means, and desires before attempting to woo
a lovely Irish girl.
Here are a few guidelines.
1. The Emerald Isle…Google it!
1. The Emerald Isle…Google it!
Ireland
is a small island on the cusp of Europe. No we don’t live in the dark
ages and yes we have electricity, the Internet and Sushi.
If
you are going to impress an Irish girl then you need to have a scant
knowledge of European geography. Before complimenting us on how well we
speak English, take into account that it is in fact our first language.
Perhaps
you have not been lucky enough to travel to Ireland, or venture to
Europe. However one should express a desire to visit our green pastures.
2. Irish Heritage
Of course you’re Irish! Aren’t we all.
If
you insist on telling the world that you have Irish heritage, then
please do your homework. It is not OK to claim lineage and then fail to
point out which county your ancestors hailed from. Even a guess is
better than “Umm I think somewhere in the South”.
If
you are tempted to lie about your lineage then throw some Mediterranean
countries into the mix also. Maybe your half Italian/Sicilian.
3. Date settings
Where do you bring an Irish lady on a date?
For
a first date the movies are out of the running. We like to talk, we are
a nation of talkers. Loquacious to the core. So best to bring the lady
somewhere you can have some good banter. Dinner, drinks maybe even a
walk in the park.
Be imaginative. Use your extended knowledge of your home country to your advantage here.
4. Terms of Endearment
Try where possible to remain endearing without over use of nauseating terms such as honey, sweetie, baby, etc. You are just getting to know each other, chances are you don’t even know eachothers last names. No need for over the top labels.
Try where possible to remain endearing without over use of nauseating terms such as honey, sweetie, baby, etc. You are just getting to know each other, chances are you don’t even know eachothers last names. No need for over the top labels.
Generally
Irish women are not very good at taking compliments so go easy on the
charm. There should be subtlety involved. If you tell an Irish girl she
is beautiful, sexy etc they are not going to know where to look. Instead
offer mild flattery such as “Your eyes are very pretty”. Our pale skin
and freckles are a somewhat touchy subject especially when we are
constantly surrounded by American bronzed goddesses. Do not point out
the fact that even though it’s the height of summer we still look as
white as a ghost.
5. Drinking habits
5. Drinking habits
If by chance
there is alcohol involved, take it easy on the gargle. You are not
going to impress an Irish girl by getting rat-arsed. Chances are we can
and will drink you under the table. So before disaster, admit defeat and
take it one drink at a time. In Ireland, light beer is seen as a
woman’s drink so perhaps don’t order a Bud Light!
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